The Podwits have been remastered for a new age! Brian’s been replaced by a computer-generated simulacrum that looks like Toshiro Mifune! Dion has been painstakingly reconstructed from scraps of sixty-year-old film stock! And, in the newly-discovered and shocking “original twist ending”, J. is tragically killed in a sonic screwdriver duel with his arch-nemesis! Or, it’s […]
Posts Tagged ‘Star Wars’
Special Eds
Posted: 3rd March 2012 by Podwits Administrator in PodcastTags: Awards Shows, Clerks, Death Star, Ernest Borgnine, George Lucas, Harmy's Despecialized Edition, Shatfish, Star Wars, Superman Restored International Cut, The Artist
The Menagerie
Posted: 25th February 2012 by Podwits Administrator in Film, PodcastTags: Bullitt, Commando, Die Hard 2, Dirty Harry, Eddie Murphy, Ernest Borgnine, Game of Thrones, Jean Claude Van Damme, Legionnaire, Serenity, Star Trek, Star Wars, Superman, Sylvester Stallone, The Big Sleep, The Lord of the RIngs, The Shining, Touch of Evil
The Podwits are back in the cage after being in the wild for Borgnine Night and decide to tackle the troubling world of Hollywood! Can the celebrated Wits of Pod remember how to steer a podcast? Will Gooshie put the show on the air? Luckily you won’t have to wait until next week… JUST PRESS […]
STAR WARS UNCUT: THE DIRECTOR’S CUT…Bigger, Longer, Hysterical!
Posted: 22nd January 2012 by Tiberius in Film, Science FictionTags: Star Wars, YouTube
I very rarely jump on the bandwagon in regards to YouTube videos and fan-made films, etc. However, the newest STAR WARS parody is by far one of the funniest films I’ve seen! http://www.starwarsuncut.com/watch
George Lucas Blames Harsh Fan Criticism For Killing ‘Star Wars’ Series…
Posted: 20th January 2012 by Dion in Film, News, Science FictionTags: George Lucas, Star Wars
George Lucas told the New York Times this week that there will be no more Star Wars films, and that he’s essentially retiring. Mr. Lucas cites the enormous criticism from online fans and critics alike for killing the franchise. Lucas drew truckloads of criticism, first for his digital revisions to the original three films when they […]
Shatner to Takei: “Drop Dead”
Posted: 10th January 2012 by J. Marcus in Celebrities, NewsTags: Carrie Fisher, George Takei, Shatfish, Star Trek, Star Wars, William Shatner
OK, so that headline was about as irresponsible as the one I cribbed it from, but the sentiment still stands as the Shatfish debacle just got serious.
Eating on the Dark Side
Posted: 5th January 2012 by J. Marcus in Food, Science FictionTags: Food, Star Wars
I don’t know about you, but I haven’t been less excited for a film in years than I am for the release of Star Wars: Episode I in 3-D. Same actually goes for the sequels. Maybe when you hit Episode IV, I might be willing to plunk down the incredibly exorbitant cost to go see it, though I […]
Fun Bags
Posted: 17th December 2011 by Podwits Administrator in Celebrities, Comic Books, Film, Music, Podcast, Science Fiction, Sex, Technology, TelevisionTags: Al Pacino, Battleship, Carrie Fisher, Ernest Borgnine, Film, George Takei, Liam Neeson, Radio Shack, Robert DeNiro, Sex, Shatfish, Star Trek, Star Wars, Superheroes, Technology, Television, Twilight, William Shatner
In this week’s episode of The Podwits Podcast we discover that even superheroines need to examine their own breasts. J. steps into the wayback machine and brings back the technologies of yesterday! A top ten list strikes a sour note with Dion! Brian tries desperately not to throttle them both! And can one man bring […]
The Podwits – Episode IV: Mr. Crankypants Goes to the Movies
Posted: 10th December 2011 by Podwits Administrator in Film, Podcast, Science Fiction, Up on The Soap BoxTags: Cabin in the Woods, Drew Goddard, Ernest Borgnine, Farrelly Brothers, Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within, George Lucas, Howard Hawks, John Carpenter, John W. Campbell Jr., Joss Whedon, Paul Verhoeven, Remakes, Robert A. Heinlein, Shatfish, Square Enix, Star Trek, Star Wars, Starship Troopers, The Thing, Three Stooges
Brian’s got a chip on his shoulder and a bug up his butt about some new remakes in the Hollywood pipeline, J. and Dion try to talk him off the ledge, and many film buff hijinks ensue. Plus listener comments and your Borgnine fix. Getcher red hot Podcast right hee-yah!

The Podwits – Episode III: The Revenge of the Jedi
Posted: 3rd December 2011 by Podwits Administrator in Celebrities, Food, Podcast, ToysTags: Best Buy, Carrie Fisher, Ernest Borgnine, Lex Luthor, Littlest Pets, Santa Claus, Shatfish, Skeletor, Star Trek, Star Wars, Street Meat, Toys R Us, Walking Dead, William Shatner
In this exciting and riveting installment, J, Brian, and Dion tackle such issues as teen pregnancy, religion, childhood obesity and the “race” card… Oops, wrong show. Instead, The Podwits cover credit card fraud, ask the age-old question, “are toys and toymakers losing their souls?”, contemplate Santa being knocked around by Best Buy; NYC rating “Street-meat” […]
